Retro USB Hub for Cassette Tape Junkies

I'm in dire need of a USB Hub. My netbook only has two USB ports and, with all the gadgets that I'm using for my freelance work, I have to get one asap.

Of course, I don't want something too generic or blah. Then I found this here.

It's so old school, no?

I'm so adding this to my wishlist!